The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

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The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Post by brihacharan » Wed May 02, 2012 5:08 pm

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper....!!

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because the lawyer knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." ROTFL
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Re: The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Post by varunik » Wed May 02, 2012 5:12 pm

The only thing which pops in my mind when I read Godfather is Don Vito Corleone and Don Michael Corleone.
Lawyer= Tom Hagen
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the
Eye of the tiger

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Re: The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Post by brihacharan » Wed May 02, 2012 6:03 pm

varunik wrote:The only thing which pops in my mind when I read Godfather is Don Vito Corleone and Don Michael Corleone.
Lawyer= Tom Hagen
You must see Sylvester Stallone's film OSCAR in which he acts as a Mafia Boss - his Book Keeper embezzles a million dollars and winds up marrying his daughter. :D
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Re: The Deaf Italian Book Keeper

Post by airgun_novice » Thu May 03, 2012 8:30 am

Good ones, both the joke and the movie :-)
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