tiger woods

[nagarifle]

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.

Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.

As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.
"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.


"AW! Jumpin Jehousafat and Saints be Praised ," exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those fellas at FORD think of everything!"

[brihacharan]

> Two Irish sailors Pat & Mike were ashore after a long haul at sea & decided to attend the local church mass.
> They got in and occupied the last pew.
>As the pastor began his sermon - a rather well endowed woman sitting in the balcony of this old church leaned a little forward to hear the pastor deliver the sermon.
> Lo behold - the poor lady tipped over & fell - on her way down her dress was caught in the chandelier & tore - leaving the lady hanging by a sheer thread.
> The terrified pastor - called out "Those in this congregation who dare look up shall be struck blind"!
> It was then when Pat whispered to Mike - Oyi Mikey I think I'll risk me ONE EYE!!!
Briha

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