Indians For Guns

GOD & Family Planning!
God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme in India.

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had & Nehru replied… only one! Happy with his answer, God awarded Nehru with a Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children. God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8.

Sometime later, Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan were going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!!

Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been generous with him. The Mahatma replied in disgust...

"God did not even ask me, some idiot told him that “I am the Father of the Nation"
Briha

Funny . Your posts here are really rib tickling . How do you come up with such ones !

Good one

[quote="jkamritraj"]
Funny . Your posts here are really rib tickling . How do you come up with such ones !

> Simple my friend....
1. Keep all your senses alive to your surroundings
2. When you look - You see
3. When you hear - You listen
4. Always look at the funnier side of life - The serious ones makes you age faster
5. Keep smiling - It increases your face value
6. Never carry a baggage (your troubles / misfortunes / jealousy) - helps you walk with your head held high
> Strangely enough - When You Cry - You Cry Alone but When You Laugh - The Whole World Laughs With You
Have a Great Day
Cheers
Briha