Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,

nagarifle · Post by **nagarifle** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:22 pm

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 9 mm, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run! away? What does my wife think? What > about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the > knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??

only32owner · Post by **only32owner** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:32 pm

Very informative

Just in one page I understood the difference, No need to google

Thanks for sharing.

sowmiyamoorthy · Post by **sowmiyamoorthy** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:34 pm

Hi Nagarifle
You forgot something In Democrat a man with GLOCK 9MM wont walk on the deserted street he might be having IOF .22 pistol

.Man with GLOCK pistol will be having a car.

Sowmi

ramtiger · Post by **ramtiger** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:37 pm

brihacharan · Post by **brihacharan** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:51 pm

Hi Nagarifle,
> Are Indian Polititians then - Democrats?

Briha

Prabhath · Post by **Prabhath** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:54 pm

Good one Naga

essdee1972 · Post by **essdee1972** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:47 am

Briha sir, Indian politicians are not Democrats (unless the dictionary has fully reversed the meaning of democrat and shows Pol Pot as an example). Permit me to imagine what happens when similar situation happens to Indian politico......

"Where's my security? Maaro maaro, kill that guy! Help!!! I need Z category security!!!! I will raise issue in Parliament! My party will rush to the well of the house!!! Where's the sofa, I want to hide.........." (shooting noises in the background, 23 or so MP-5s rattling away). "Oh, it was a kid with a holi pichkari, and you bloody security, you have killed him!! You are suspended. Mr. PM, please give me Z ++++++ category security, these policemen are useless, I need NSG. My party shall raise a bill to ban holi pichkaris!"......... and so on ad nauseum!

sowmiyamoorthy · Post by **sowmiyamoorthy** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:00 pm

Hi Essdee
You are true INDIAN.I hope in future you will become a Politician or a Cricket player

Sowmi

shooter · Post by **shooter** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:07 pm

wasnt this joke posted earlier?

nagarifle · Post by **nagarifle** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:10 pm

may have been, if it was, it was time for a replay.

brihacharan · Post by **brihacharan** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:41 pm

[quote="nagarifle"]
> may have been, if it was, it was time for a replay

Briha

essdee1972 · Post by **essdee1972** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:33 pm

+1 to Naga and Briha. Actually worth re-rolling every 4 years!

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