WISE WORDS FROM A GOLFER!
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:52 am
> A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
>The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
>"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
>"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
>"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
>"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
>"Oh said the homeless man - won't she be upset about you bringing in someone like me?
>"May be, said the man - BUT I WANT TO SHOW HER "WHAT GIVING UP BEER & GOLF DOES TO A MAN"
Cheers
Briha
>The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
>"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
>"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
>"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
>"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
>"Oh said the homeless man - won't she be upset about you bringing in someone like me?
>"May be, said the man - BUT I WANT TO SHOW HER "WHAT GIVING UP BEER & GOLF DOES TO A MAN"
Cheers
Briha