Indians For Guns

Two lawyers were out hunting
When they came upon a couple of tracks .......

After close examination, the senior lawyer declared
It's deer tracks ........

Recently graduated lawyer passed the degree with flying colors
Objected on the bases of technicalities .......

Tracks were wide enough, long enough and going strait
Senior lawyer wouldn't take that kind of Shiit from Junior lawyer ......

Junior lawyer challenged again and claimed to be expert on moose tracks
Senior will reconsider his position but not willing to accept defeat from newbie........

From normal debate to heated arguments and none is backing up
Moose tracks are like this, deer tracks are not wide and ..... and .... and ......


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And TRAIN hit them ...............

The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers do not think they are funny.







































































........And no one else thinks they are jokes!

Two for the price of one!!! Thanks Gentlemen.

Vikas

Jab paida hua vakeel to shaitan ney kaha ," Ham bhi sahib-e- aulaad ho gayey."

Roughly translated

When the lawyer was born the devil said,"Even I have become a father".

Hey WTP is Aulad = Father?

However, I do like the way Lawyer is pronounced in the Punjab LIAR - I rest my case!

Good tracks laid Hammerhead

aulaad=child

sahib-e-aulaad=father

Ah,yes! sahib-e-aulaad = 'Father of the Child', WTP - Thanks! I guess I am losing touch -

whats the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?????
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A prostitute stops screwing you once you are dead!!!!

+1 for visho singh