Chinese Man in Australia
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:11 pm
Hello Friends,
A Chinese man decided to retire and move to Australia after 50 years
of living in Shanghai.
He bought a small piece of land . A few days after moving in,the
friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy
to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he
sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10
hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put
the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another 'Chinese custom',
he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next
door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the
drive-way,...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's
butt.
The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man
and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running
around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and
drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's
butt, it could just about shit on you.'
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these Australian
Customs.'
'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.'
Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man,'He
say to become true Australian, I must learn to..... chase chicks,.....
get piss drunk, and .... listen to bull-shit.'
Ekalavya..
A Chinese man decided to retire and move to Australia after 50 years
of living in Shanghai.
He bought a small piece of land . A few days after moving in,the
friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy
to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he
sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10
hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put
the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another 'Chinese custom',
he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next
door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the
drive-way,...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's
butt.
The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man
and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running
around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and
drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's
butt, it could just about shit on you.'
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these Australian
Customs.'
'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.'
Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man,'He
say to become true Australian, I must learn to..... chase chicks,.....
get piss drunk, and .... listen to bull-shit.'
Ekalavya..
