Psychiatrists Vs Bartenders
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:10 pm
PSYCHIATRISTS VS BARTENDERS
Ever since he was a child, he always had a fear of someone hiding under his bed at night.
So he went to a psychiatrist and told him. . .
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I think I'm going crazy.'
Come talk to me three times a week for a year and we should be able to get rid of those fears, the Doc said.
How much do you charge?' Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the expert.
I'll sleep on it,' said the man.
Six months later, the Doc met the man on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so - 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you, asked the Doc?'
'He told me to cut the legs of my bed! THERE AIN'T NOBODY UNDER THERE ANY MORE!
Moral of the story…
Have problems? Don’t go to DOCTORS… GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!!!
Cheers
Briha
Ever since he was a child, he always had a fear of someone hiding under his bed at night.
So he went to a psychiatrist and told him. . .
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I think I'm going crazy.'
Come talk to me three times a week for a year and we should be able to get rid of those fears, the Doc said.
How much do you charge?' Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the expert.
I'll sleep on it,' said the man.
Six months later, the Doc met the man on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so - 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you, asked the Doc?'
'He told me to cut the legs of my bed! THERE AIN'T NOBODY UNDER THERE ANY MORE!
Moral of the story…
Have problems? Don’t go to DOCTORS… GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!!!
Cheers
Briha