> An angry wife to her husband on the phone: "Where the hell are you?"
> Husband: "My darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace that you totally fell in love with and I didn't have money at that time and said 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
> Wife, with a smile and slightly blushing: "Yeah, I remember that my Love."
> Husband: "I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
Briha
