Indians For Guns

> After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.
> He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
> Oh! She said and asks "What does that mean?"
> He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
> She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely...... What about I, J, K?"
> He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
> His EYES ARE STILL SWOLLEN ....but it will get better!!!
> Have a Great Weekend!!!
Briha

Hey Brihji,

I decided to try out this one on my wife. I went on till "... H for hot". Then my wife came on to me with "AND...???" That's when I remembered your "tale" in its entirety. So I whimpered, "I think the kids are listening !!!"