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brihacharan
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by brihacharan » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:15 pm
WHEN I WAS 10….
RUBBER MEANT ERASER
ASS MEANT DONKEY
GAY MEANT HAPPY
STRAIGHT MEANT LINEAR
MAKING OUT MEANT 'LOGICAL DETECTION'
COCK MEANT ROOSTER
PUSSY MEANT CAT
STAG MEANT A MALE DEER
PRICK MEANT A JAB
POKE MEANT A NUDGE
CHICK MEANT A BABY HEN
SCREW MEANT A FASTENER USED BY CARPENTERS
TIT WAS ALWAYS FOR TAT!!
DAMN! – THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS CHANGED SO MUCH!!!!!
Cheers
Briha
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CKAY
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by CKAY » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:26 pm
I laughed my guts off ..
JK
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Katana
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by Katana » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:20 pm
As I keep saying, briha.............you are 10 not 70!
Justice alone is the mainstay of government and the source of prosperity to the governed, injustice is the most pernicious of things; it saps the foundations of the government and brings ruin upon the realm - Sher Shah Sur, Sultan-ul-Adil.
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shooter
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by shooter » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:33 pm
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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dr.jayakumar
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by dr.jayakumar » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:56 pm
Katana wrote:As I keep saying, briha.............you are 10 not 70!
i agree.had spoken to him once, on phone, he sure is very young!
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prashantsingh
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by prashantsingh » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:11 pm
What ever you have written Sir is So True.
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shooter
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by shooter » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:18 am
Katana wrote:As I keep saying, briha.............you are 10 not 70!
well i always thought he was 10 but the post does suggest he is indeed 70. These words meant something else long before any of us were 10.
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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essdee1972
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by essdee1972 » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:47 am
Briha-sir might remember headline in Times of India, after 1st Republic Day (26th Jan, 1950), paper dated 27th Jan -
"INDIA GOES GAY
ON REPUBLIC DAY"
Cheers!
EssDee
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In a polity, each citizen is to possess his own arms, which are not supplied or owned by the state. — Aristotle
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. ― Bob Marley
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Rijo Joseph
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by Rijo Joseph » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:57 am
Sometimes if you want to get rid of the gun, you have to pick the gun up.
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Priyan
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by Priyan » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:21 pm
Also faggot meant firewood and balls meant football. This thing remind me of a very funny incident, I didn't understand it at that time but whenever I remember it I LMAO. Well, till 7th grade there was a subject in our school called "Hator kaam". We were taught to make something out of paper or bamboos, mostly a paper boat, paper flower or hand fan made out of bamboo, In exams we get questions in both Assamese and English in the same paper. As far as I can remember "Hator kaam" was translated to "Hand job" everytime in the papers
When I'll get to shoot a gun?
