How to avoid a DUI

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How to avoid a DUI

Post by Mark » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:00 pm

Found a new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving!

I went out with some friends last night and tied one on.

Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before.

I took a bus home.


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I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have
never driven a bus before.
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947

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