And GOD created Woman!
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:05 pm
Hi Guys,
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes!
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
If u r married please ignore this - for everyone else: ‘Happy Independence Day ‘!!!
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called Marriage.!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir!!!
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Cheers
Briha
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes!
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
If u r married please ignore this - for everyone else: ‘Happy Independence Day ‘!!!
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called Marriage.!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir!!!
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Cheers
Briha
