Indians For Guns

Hi Guys,
> Here's some more to tickle your funny bone!

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT Analysis and he wrote –
My STRENGTH is my wife.
My WEAKNESS is my neighbor's wife.
My OPPORTUNITY comes when my neighbor is away.
My THREAT comes when he finds out.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: BUT MUM, I WAS SITTING ON DADDY'S LAP.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - My pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

It’s funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "HANG HIMSELF" OR "SHOOT HIMSELF"

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and its sound intensity is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. NOW MAY I REQUEST THE LADIES TO KEEP QUIET SO THAT WE CAN HEAR THE NIAGARA FALLS!!!

Mathematical definition of - A girl friend?

• Addition of PROBLEMS
• Subtraction of MONEY
• Multiplication of ENEMIES
• Division of FRIENDS
Cheers - Have a Great Week-End
Briha

good ones

brihacharan wrote:

Mathematical definition of - A girl friend?

• Addition of PROBLEMS
• Subtraction of MONEY
• Multiplication of ENEMIES
• Division of FRIENDS
Cheers - Have a Great Week-End
Briha

Weep & you weep alone.
He .. He .. He ..

Briha,

Sometimes I get the feeling that you haven't really grown up!

Katana wrote:Briha,

Sometimes I get the feeling that you haven't really grown up!

Hi Katana,

> I often consider it a blessing - from you I take it as a 'compliment'.
> All said & done it's not how old you are - but how young you feel.
> I still put in 5 day week - 10 to 6 as a communication consultant - the average age of my colleagues is 28!!! (My 10 year old grandson was asked by his teacher 'who is your best friend'? - His answer was "My Grandpa"!!!
> Life has taught me that 'there is no meaning to it' - 'Only a purpose' & its for us to decide what it is & work towards achieving it.
> I have several interests which keep my mind active & alive and have often felt in Osho's words = "The colors in me are so many - I cannot help but burst forth and bloom"!
> Here's one for the road...
# Two Italians were travelling by a city bus and one of them was telling the other .... Emma come first, then I come, then two asses come, I come again, then two more asses, I come again and then Pee twice and I come again.
# The lady sitting next to them was horrified & told them You Italians are disgusting, vulgar, crude, filthy and cant think of anything but sex.
# The Italian turned and spoke 'What's your problem Lady'? I was just telling my friend from Scicily how to spell "MISSISSIPPI"!!!!
Cheers
Briha

We love ALL your posts SIR.
Be it in the humour section or elsewhere.
Keep the good work going.
Regards.
prashantsingh