Indians For Guns

Once there was a a man who met a wish fulfilling angel.
This is how their conversation transpired.

Angel: What do you want?
Man: A very beautiful girl.

Angel: If you're a Muslim I'll give you Katrina,
If you're a Hindu I'll give you Kareena,
If you're a Christian I'll give you Genelia. What's your name?

Man: Mr. Abdul Ramkishen Fernandez.
Angel:- Rakhi Sawant nikal ke de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai !!!

regards

OUP

try a little harder please mate. am not

And there goes the modern version of the story Lumberjack and Angel we read in middle school