Whom do you bed with?

Katana · Post by **Katana** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:25 am

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor . He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Senor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Senor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the custom Wangi Exhibition Grade Stock.

SILENCE... LONG SILENCE...VERY LONG SILENCE.

"Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you're in deep trouble."

dr.jayakumar · Post by **dr.jayakumar** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:21 am

good one.makes me smile.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:55 am

I like the way the caretaker describes the gun

when compared to how he was limiting words thus far about other incidents

BD

ssmickey.32 · Post by **ssmickey.32** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:28 am

Good one...

brihacharan · Post by **brihacharan** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:47 am

> Good One!
> If GOD didn't want us to RKBA - then why did he create us with a trigger finger?

Cheers

Briha

sa_ali · Post by **sa_ali** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:05 am

Safarigent · Post by **Safarigent** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:13 am

PRITAM PATEL · Post by **PRITAM PATEL** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:41 am

Trouble gone with the house, horse and parret....

Hope that poor Ernesto ( must be from Mozambique) should had saved the Shotgun

Ya got to pay some of your precious to get rid of

W orries
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nagarifle · Post by **nagarifle** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:15 pm

nice one

Post by **Vikram** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:06 pm

Baljit · Post by **Baljit** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:25 pm

very nice

Baljit

shooter · Post by **shooter** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:05 am

heard this one before but the fact this one has a gun in the punchline makes this one special.

prashantsingh · Post by **prashantsingh** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:06 pm

Good one Katana.
Here is a poem written by a primary school teacher posted in one of the rural area's of India. Also talks about the love for his better (at times-bitter) half.

It is called

The Boshtaard Tiger.

Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has eaten WIFE
No doubt I will avenge POOR DARLING's life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from my damn fool heart
Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town
Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self - 'Baabu jee be brave'
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger's lair
My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day
Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting poor Meee
He bounding from cave like footballer Pele
I run shouting 'Kali Ma tumi kithar gaye'
Through the jongole I am running
With Tiger on my tail closer coming
I am a telling that never in life
I will risk again for my DAMN WIFE!!!!

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:43 pm

prashantsingh · Post by **prashantsingh** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:14 pm

OT
Big Daddy this is for you.

"The early bird gets the worm.
and
The early worm is caught."

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