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HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:37 pm
by jonahpach
Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Gin, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke an a boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pis...
Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:45 pm
by Katana
Hope you don't pick up any of your toys after all this!
Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:41 pm
by timmy
and I thought you were only going to have just one more!
I don't get any inner peace by contemplating undone tasks. That's what gives me a headache. The best way for me to get inner peace is by starting something new...
Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:49 pm
by ckkalyan
Good one jonahpach - very, very hilarious! Well done!
Inner
Piss - more like it!
Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:03 am
by alfaromeo17
I knw dat feelin he he
Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:19 pm
by monty3006
I'm gonna copy paste this as my status on FB......................
Man after my own heart...
Re: HOW TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE!!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:02 pm
by jonahpach
monty3006 wrote:I'm gonna copy paste this as my status on FB......................
Man after my own heart...
You have to have done it at least once to qualify to do that..
