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The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:53 pm
by slingshot
*The power of "Old Monk" ! RUM*

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a King Cobra with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing that the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog out and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Old Monk rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth!

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:22 pm
by ajayplahane
Ha..Ha..Ha.. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:42 pm
by m24
:lol: . Good one.

Regards

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:08 pm
by snIPer
LOL good one ol monk :-)

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:43 pm
by Vikram
:lol: :lol:

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:48 pm
by alfaromeo17
Im not God Im Just his second in command
Taqat Watan Ki Humse hai!!! Aur hamari Taqat RUM Se hai!!! Cheers Gud one bro :deadhorse:

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:47 am
by shooter
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:58 am
by PRITAM PATEL
Now be careful...
cos he will be looking for you every night with a frog in his mouth( without intention of eating the frog)...........chasing you down to repeat the process..... :D :D :D

One frog = one shot of Rum, he definatly wanted to have more so he brought you two :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I had tried with monkeys(hanuman langoor) and beer. they really liked chilled kingfisher during summer times at Mount Abu 8) 8) :wink:

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:04 pm
by drifter
ROTFL

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:21 pm
by GreenBeret
slingshot wrote:*The power of "Old Monk" ! RUM*

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a King Cobra with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing that the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog out and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Old Monk rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth!
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

-- Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:23 pm --
slingshot wrote:*The power of "Old Monk" ! RUM*

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a King Cobra with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing that the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog out and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Old Monk rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth!
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:43 pm
by casual shooter
i studied at Mahatama gandhi memorial medical college indore, we often used to have weekly meetings of MGOMA, (Mahatama gandhi Old Monkers association.)

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:18 pm
by ckkalyan
Good one Slingshot! ROTFL

Now I know why booze is sometimes referred to as snake juice! :lol:

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:11 pm
by gladiatorgarg
BUDHDHA PADREE JINDABAAD ROTFL ROTFL :cheers: :cheers:

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:23 pm
by slingshot
Glad you all liked it :)

Casual Shooter, now that is a great story. The Mahatma Gandhi Old Monkers Association sounds awesome.

And CKKalyan, the Chinese started the fad of Snake Juice alcohol. They take fat poisonous snakes, and steep them in alcohol and shoot them down their Chinese gullet....after the brew has fermented :)

Pritam bhai, monkeys love beer. And elephants love our desi brews. Cheetah bhi Peeta hai? The Indian army has won wars with the support of The Old Monk. Jai Ho!!

Re: The Power of Old Monk!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:32 pm
by nagarifle
now all one needs is some chilly and bamboo shoots and the frog and the snake will make a good curry. :lol:
then drink the juice with a drop of ice :D

nice one