Indians For Guns

I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that she could see from the bedroom window that I'd left the light on in the shed. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I phoned the police, who told me that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available. I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back.

"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to hurry now cause I've shot them all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

delhi police wake up

Delhi police: "Ab jab saare mar hi gaye hain to jaldi kya hai, Bhaag thode hi jayenge. . . Sirjee Chai peelo fir chalte hain"

Thats probably the best practical way of doing things. I hope I remember it in time of need.

Vikas

veejosh wrote:Thats probably the best practical way of doing things. I hope I remember it in time of need.

Vikas

Good one buddy.

Amazing looks like they were more interested in getting you the shooter.... than in preventing the burglary

Safarigent sahab, u really teach them a lesson, gr8 work & thought.

Regards
Amit

Nice one Safarigent, but this cop joke has been doing the rounds internationally for some time now. .

http://www.texaspolicecentral.com/Cop-Jokes.php

regards

OUP

gr8 catch OUP

well, it aint my copyrighted joke.
glad it got a chuckle or two out of you guys though.