Indian Duck Hunter
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:00 am
Indian Duck Hunter
> An immigrant from India went hunting one day in Scotland & bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Asians - as they were slowly invading his homeland & taking away jobs from the locals.
> The game warden ordered the Indian to show his hunting license, and the Indian pulled out a valid Scottish hunting license.
>The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This duck ain't from Scotland, this is a Welsh duck. You got a Welsh hunting' license, lad?"
>The Indian reached into his wallet and produced a Welsh hunting license.
>The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its bottom, and said "This ain't no Welsh duck. This duck's from Ireland. You got an Irish license?"
>The Indian reached into wallet and produced an Irish hunting license.
> The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This ain't no Irish duck. This here duck's from England. You got an English hunting license?"
>Again the Indian reached into his wallet & brought out an English hunting license.
>The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Indian, "Just where in the hell in Asia are you from???!!!"
> The Indian turned around, bent over, dropped his pants and said, "YOU TELL ME, YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
Cheers
Brihacharan
> An immigrant from India went hunting one day in Scotland & bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Asians - as they were slowly invading his homeland & taking away jobs from the locals.
> The game warden ordered the Indian to show his hunting license, and the Indian pulled out a valid Scottish hunting license.
>The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This duck ain't from Scotland, this is a Welsh duck. You got a Welsh hunting' license, lad?"
>The Indian reached into his wallet and produced a Welsh hunting license.
>The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its bottom, and said "This ain't no Welsh duck. This duck's from Ireland. You got an Irish license?"
>The Indian reached into wallet and produced an Irish hunting license.
> The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its bottom, and said, "This ain't no Irish duck. This here duck's from England. You got an English hunting license?"
>Again the Indian reached into his wallet & brought out an English hunting license.
>The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Indian, "Just where in the hell in Asia are you from???!!!"
> The Indian turned around, bent over, dropped his pants and said, "YOU TELL ME, YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
Cheers
Brihacharan
