Forty Years of Marriage
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:44 am
A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy alighted on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple, for being so loving to each other for so many years, I"ll will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." - and poof!, with a wave of the fairy's magic wand, two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hand.
"Well", said the husband, "this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never happen again. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife thirty years younger than me."
Both the wife and the fairy were disappointed; but a wish is a wish, and a fairy's promise is always kept. So the fairy waved her wand, and poof!, the husband was 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Husbands who are ungrateful bastards should remember...fairies are female.
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." - and poof!, with a wave of the fairy's magic wand, two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hand.
"Well", said the husband, "this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never happen again. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife thirty years younger than me."
Both the wife and the fairy were disappointed; but a wish is a wish, and a fairy's promise is always kept. So the fairy waved her wand, and poof!, the husband was 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Husbands who are ungrateful bastards should remember...fairies are female.
