Sub: Refusal to Grant Arms Licence
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:51 am
this was pass on to me from a friend. how to ask for reason for the refusal of arms licence.
Sub: Refusal to Grant Arms Licence
Respected Sub-Moronic Imbecile,
With incredible spasms of consternation, I have learnt through sources other than your moth-eaten cubby-hole of an office, that my application for an arms license was summarily rejected by the apparent top-honcho (ar*e wipe -by my definition) in your bag-of-bollocks department.
As tempted I am, to give that senile-dotard a kick up his mouldy rump for being a total black-holey sink of public money, I will refrain from doing so, since I place my level of existence a century and a half ahead of yours. Conversely, I also reserve the moral and divine right to be condescending and patronizing of you and your herd of petty rat baggers.
I do not wish to foul the ambience surrounding my being, by addressing that dyspeptic old fogy of a Chief Secretary directly. So this is my wish that a miserable sod of a minion is more appropriate to the task. Why even call it a task? It's not proper to be derogatory to an innocent word as such. Simply tell that bloody gob-stopper to detail the reasons, for the disinclination to comply with my simple and reasonable application (How much I condescend!) . The reasons are to be presented to me in written because the blithering law of the land says so. If the scallywag puts up a pretentious charade of not being convinced, tell the good-for-nothing-wog to look up Arms Act 1959, Section 14, sub section 3. If the reprobate-fart still disagrees, I'm sorry but the President of India has ceremoniously commissioned an illiterate lout to run this sorry country.
Additionally, I happen to know a Supreme Court Judge who is not among the corrupt. Tell the jackass and the bleeding home department (whatever that aberration is) crab apples, that a supremely humiliating case will not be long in coming should my request be declined again.
Yours Faithfully,
Have much to cry about
Sub: Refusal to Grant Arms Licence
Respected Sub-Moronic Imbecile,
With incredible spasms of consternation, I have learnt through sources other than your moth-eaten cubby-hole of an office, that my application for an arms license was summarily rejected by the apparent top-honcho (ar*e wipe -by my definition) in your bag-of-bollocks department.
As tempted I am, to give that senile-dotard a kick up his mouldy rump for being a total black-holey sink of public money, I will refrain from doing so, since I place my level of existence a century and a half ahead of yours. Conversely, I also reserve the moral and divine right to be condescending and patronizing of you and your herd of petty rat baggers.
I do not wish to foul the ambience surrounding my being, by addressing that dyspeptic old fogy of a Chief Secretary directly. So this is my wish that a miserable sod of a minion is more appropriate to the task. Why even call it a task? It's not proper to be derogatory to an innocent word as such. Simply tell that bloody gob-stopper to detail the reasons, for the disinclination to comply with my simple and reasonable application (How much I condescend!) . The reasons are to be presented to me in written because the blithering law of the land says so. If the scallywag puts up a pretentious charade of not being convinced, tell the good-for-nothing-wog to look up Arms Act 1959, Section 14, sub section 3. If the reprobate-fart still disagrees, I'm sorry but the President of India has ceremoniously commissioned an illiterate lout to run this sorry country.
Additionally, I happen to know a Supreme Court Judge who is not among the corrupt. Tell the jackass and the bleeding home department (whatever that aberration is) crab apples, that a supremely humiliating case will not be long in coming should my request be declined again.
Yours Faithfully,
Have much to cry about
