Indians For Guns

Spotted at Lea Valley Shooting Ground UK:

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, shooting, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer.
THE END

agreed bro! all my girlfriends have been jealous of my guns, coz i love my guns more than them......

This happened some 8 years ago

I was driving with my girlfriend on my bike and is skidded.

No one was hurt.

I picked up the bike before her.

I have but one question mates,
are ye married or are ye not?
If married, then are ye happy or are ye not?
If you are happy, then obviously ye got ,what you sought.
If not, then you have obviously missed the plot.
If not married, Why cast a slight,
on things not viewed in proper light?
If freedom you hanker for?
with time spent with guns and rod.
Then cast yer loop, far and wide,
sure enough, you'll find a woman
who will walk by your side.
Tinkling laughter, flashing eyes,
will make all such moments
pretty bright.

couldn't agree more hvj1.

the composers and admirers of misogyny must have either suffered (or imagined) some real shrews, or been mixing with the wrong lot

Aye, and many a bony lad
have fallen foul, of many a shrew
far worse than the worst witches brew.

HVJ,

All these ditties yours own? Very nice.


Best-
Vikram

Vikram wrote:HVJ,

All these ditties yours own? Very nice.


Best-
Vikram

are you not knowing that hvj is the beard of the shake spear forum

Hi Vikram,

I do get stirred now and then,
to take up the witty pen.
But alas, pity on me,
where would I be
if not to humbly please
the naughty chief of the north east.

There once was a man who loved guns
And with them he had lots of funs
But when he got old
He had them all sold
His memories, he couldn't give to his sons