Spotted at Lea Valley Shooting Ground UK:
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, shooting, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer.
THE END
Worlds shortest fairytale.
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shooter
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Worlds shortest fairytale.
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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saleem
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
agreed bro! all my girlfriends have been jealous of my guns, coz i love my guns more than them......
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gverma
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
This happened some 8 years ago
I was driving with my girlfriend on my bike and is skidded.
No one was hurt.
I picked up the bike before her.
I was driving with my girlfriend on my bike and is skidded.
No one was hurt.
I picked up the bike before her.
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hvj1
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
I have but one question mates, 
are ye married or are ye not?
If married, then are ye happy or are ye not?
If you are happy, then obviously ye got ,what you sought.
If not, then you have obviously missed the plot.
If not married, Why cast a slight,
on things not viewed in proper light?
If freedom you hanker for?
with time spent with guns and rod.
Then cast yer loop, far and wide,
sure enough, you'll find a woman
who will walk by your side.
Tinkling laughter, flashing eyes,
will make all such moments
pretty bright.
are ye married or are ye not?
If married, then are ye happy or are ye not?
If you are happy, then obviously ye got ,what you sought.
If not, then you have obviously missed the plot.
If not married, Why cast a slight,
on things not viewed in proper light?
If freedom you hanker for?
with time spent with guns and rod.
Then cast yer loop, far and wide,
sure enough, you'll find a woman
who will walk by your side.
Tinkling laughter, flashing eyes,
will make all such moments
pretty bright.
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hamiclar01
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
couldn't agree more hvj1.the composers and admirers of misogyny must have either suffered (or imagined) some real shrews, or been mixing with the wrong lot
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
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hvj1
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
Aye, and many a bony lad
have fallen foul, of many a shrew
far worse than the worst witches brew.
have fallen foul, of many a shrew
far worse than the worst witches brew.
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Vikram
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
HVJ,
All these ditties yours own? Very nice.
Best-
Vikram
All these ditties yours own? Very nice.
Best-
Vikram
It ain’t over ’til it’s over! "Rocky,Rocky,Rocky....."
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nagarifle
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
are you not knowing that hvj is the beard of the shake spear forumVikram wrote:HVJ,
All these ditties yours own? Very nice.
Best-
Vikram
Nagarifle
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
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hvj1
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
Hi Vikram,
I do get stirred now and then,
to take up the witty pen.
But alas, pity on me,
where would I be
if not to humbly please
the naughty chief of the north east.
I do get stirred now and then,
to take up the witty pen.
But alas, pity on me,
where would I be
if not to humbly please
the naughty chief of the north east.
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timmy
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Re: Worlds shortest fairytale.
There once was a man who loved guns
And with them he had lots of funs
But when he got old
He had them all sold
His memories, he couldn't give to his sons
And with them he had lots of funs
But when he got old
He had them all sold
His memories, he couldn't give to his sons
“Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.”
saying in the British Royal Navy
saying in the British Royal Navy