A blonde went into an ATM after tying her pet poodle to a post under a tree nearby.
When she came out she saw a burly COP standing next to her dog.
COP: Mam, is this your dog?
Blonde: Yes, sure she is.
COP: I wonder if you're taking proper care of her.
Blonde: Yes, I do - I feed her biscuits, Icecream, milk & lollies too.
COP: It's not that - your dog is in heat.
Blonde: I know - that's why I tied her under the shade of the tree!
COP: Mam, you don't understand - your dog wants SEX!
Blonde: Oh! Please go ahed - I always wanted a 'Police Dog'
Cheers
Brihacharan
