"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

[grewal]

"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!

[coltpython]

[OverUnderPump]

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!

Variation: Then nine months later we realised that we had downloaded a VIRUS.

regards

OUP

[nagarifle]

or nine months later we realised we had a torjan

[MoA]

or nine months later we realised we had a torjan

Wouldnt a Trojan have prevented the mess?

[OverUnderPump]

or nine months later we realised we had a torjan

Wouldnt a Trojan have prevented the mess?

[grewal]

Why call these angles virus or trojan . I have two little angles one 4ys old and one 2 years old and they both love have a ride on my shoulders .

[nagarifle]

or nine months later we realised we had a torjan

Wouldnt a Trojan have prevented the mess?

yes very correct if you mean this?

[MoA]

or nine months later we realised we had a torjan

Wouldnt a Trojan have prevented the mess?

yes very correct if you mean this?

So caliber does matter?

[prashantsingh]

"Larger size condoms"
Reminds me of a condom company which sold condoms in three different sizes
Small, Medium and Large.
The company soon realised that no one was buying the "small and medium" sized condoms. Everyone went for the Large ones.

After much thought they decided to Rename the condoms.
Small would become Large
Medium would be Extra Large
and
Large would be renamed Extra Extra Large.

The problem persisted. Every one changed over to "X X L".

[nagarifle]

this reminds me of a true WWII story.

the Russians asked the Brits for a carte of condoms to fit 14inch. the Brit QM did not know what to do, so it was referred to the PM Mr. Churchill, who advised to send them a crate as asked for but label every thing as medium size.

[MoA]

Also... when hunting in very wet weather you can use one to cover the muzzle and prevent water leaking into the barrel. Works in sandy conditions as well.

[shooter]

MOA i thought duct tape was used for the same but thanks for the interesting tip.

[MoA]

MOA i thought duct tape was used for the same but thanks for the interesting tip.

Duct tape can also be used. However given how thin condoms are, you could shoot through them as well. Just dont use scented/flavoured ones.
A party baloon will do as well.

[prashantsingh]

There is this friend who wanted to manufacture condoms.
Though the production never started.
He had already thought of a name.
"DIPPER".
I asked WHY?
He said he would never have to spend money on the advertising.
"WHY?" I questioned again.
"You see it written on all the TATA Trucks..........USE DIPPER AT NIGHT ".



not to mention OK TATA and HORN PLEASE.