too smart for the first grade

[faisal]

A first grade teaher Ms. Tulip (age28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked. "Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered " My sister is in third grade. I am smarter than she is! I should be in the third grade too".

Ms. Tulip had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy was waiting outside the office, the teacher explained to principal, what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Tulip he would give the boy a test, and if he fails to answer any of his questions, he will have to go back to first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him. He agreed.

Principal : "What is 3x3?"
Boy : "9"

Principal: " What is 9x9?"
Boy : "81"

It went with evey question, principal thought a third-grade should know. He looked at Ms. Tulip and told her, " I think the boy can go in third-grade"

Ms. Tulip requested to principal " I have some of my own questions.. Can I ask him" The principal and boy both agreed.

(NOW BE CAREFUL AND PLEASE DON'T THINK ANY ANSWER BY YOUR OWN)

Ms. Tulip: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy : "Legs"

Ms. Tulip: " What is in your pant that you have but I don't?"
Boy : "Pockets"


Ms. Tulip: "What starts with 'C' and ends with 'T', is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy : "Coconut"


Ms. Tulip: " What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?"
the principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop, the boy was taking charge.
Boy : " Bubblegum"


Ms. Tulip: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' type of questions, Okay?'
Boy : "yep"


Ms. Tulip : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent


Ms. Tulip: a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.


Boy : wedding Ring.


Ms. Tulip: I come in many sizes. When I m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose


Ms. Tulip: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy : Arrow


Ms. Tulip : what word starts with 'F' ends in 'K' , that means a lot of heat and exitement?
Boy : Fire Truck.


Ms. Tulip: what word starts with 'F' ends in 'K' & if you dont get it, you have to use your hands?






Boy : Fork



Ms. Tulip: what is that all men have one of its longer on some men than on others, the pope does'nt use his and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy : SURNAME


Ms. Tulip: The last question. what part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping & is responsible for making love?
Boy : .......... ( I leave this for you frens)

The principal breathed a sigh of releif and said " Send him to OXFORD UNIVERSITY, even my answers were totaly different for most of the questions"

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