The magic frog!
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:11 am
A woman was out golfing one
day when she hit her ball into
the woods. She went into the
woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap. The frog said to
her, “If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.”
The woman freed the frog and
the frog said, “Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was
a condition to your wishes-that
whatever you wish for, your
husband will get 10 times more
or better!”
The woman said, “That would be
okay,” and for her first wish, she
wanted to be the most beautiful
woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do
realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most
handsome man in the world, an
Adonis, that women will flock
to.”
The woman replied, “That will be
okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will
only have eyes for me.” So,
KAZAM – she’s the most
beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted
to be the richest woman in the
world. The frog said, “That will
make your husband the richest
man in the world and he will be
ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be
okay because what is mine is his
and what is his is mine.” So,
KAZAM she’s the richest woman
in the world!
The frog then inquired about her
third wish, and she answered, I’d
like a mild heart attack.”
day when she hit her ball into
the woods. She went into the
woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap. The frog said to
her, “If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.”
The woman freed the frog and
the frog said, “Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was
a condition to your wishes-that
whatever you wish for, your
husband will get 10 times more
or better!”
The woman said, “That would be
okay,” and for her first wish, she
wanted to be the most beautiful
woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do
realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most
handsome man in the world, an
Adonis, that women will flock
to.”
The woman replied, “That will be
okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will
only have eyes for me.” So,
KAZAM – she’s the most
beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted
to be the richest woman in the
world. The frog said, “That will
make your husband the richest
man in the world and he will be
ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be
okay because what is mine is his
and what is his is mine.” So,
KAZAM she’s the richest woman
in the world!
The frog then inquired about her
third wish, and she answered, I’d
like a mild heart attack.”
