"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by fantumfan2003 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:54 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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So caliber does matter? :cheers:
-- Wed Jul 14, 2010 20:55 --

Special Forces like Navy SEALs use them too.

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MoA wrote:Also... when hunting in very wet weather you can use one to cover the muzzle and prevent water leaking into the barrel. Works in sandy conditions as well.
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pop UP

Post by sawbones » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:42 pm

"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!


ever heard of the game "one up"

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Re: pop UP

Post by grewal » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:07 pm

Grewal

I'd rather be riding my bike and thinking bout god than sitting in a temple and thinking bout my bike

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Re: pop UP

Post by nagarifle » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:24 pm

ROTFL it reminds me my torjan stroy. may be next time.
repeat to happen :lol:
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Post by dilip » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:09 pm

ROTFL :cheering:
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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by prashantsingh » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:25 pm

Choked Drains in the Commonwealth Games Village

Read about Beds breaking and today read about the drains getting choked by thousands of used condoms (Yahoo) which had been flushed down at the CWG village.

What are all these athletes up to ?
Concentrate on the games ladies n gentlemen.

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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by Baljit » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:24 pm

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shooter wrote:MOA i thought duct tape was used for the same but thanks for the interesting tip.
Duct tape can also be used. However given how thin condoms are, you could shoot through them as well. Just dont use scented/flavoured ones. :P
A party baloon will do as well. :cheers:
:agree: :cheers:

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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by shooter » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:28 pm

Grewal paaji i liked your second avatar better. Why did you change it in 2 days?

Sher looks graceful in attacking pose.

Maybe this sad pose reflects the sad state of the tiger today. :(
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by grewal » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:27 pm

shooter wrote:Grewal paaji i liked your second avatar better.
Shooter paa ji your wish is my command. :D
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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by shooter » Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:09 pm

Thats better. :)
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by snIPer » Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:45 pm

The birds and the bees - i wonder why it was always that phrase that people referred to.
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Re: "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Post by essdee1972 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:19 pm

BTW, use of condoms as gun covers is SOP in Brit army, started during WW2 in North Africa by 8th Army or LRDG.
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