Joining U.S. Customs And Border Protection

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Joining U.S. Customs And Border Protection

Post by m24 » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:49 am

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A man is seeking to join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Customs And Border Protection

The agent conducting the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six radical extremists, and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?”

“Great attitude,” says the agent. “When can you start?”
Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.

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Re: Joining U.S. Customs And Border Protection

Post by snIPer » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:11 pm

lol :mrgreen:
On my Epitaph - Off to Happy Hunting Grounds.

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