Remember when we were young? Life was so simple.
Then & Now :
Symptoms and Prognosis :
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease
3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy
4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease
5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis
6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
7. Insomnia.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia
8. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Schizophrenia
Then & Now
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eljefe
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Then & Now
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
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OverUnderPump
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Re: Then & Now
Priceless........!!!!!
regards
OUP
The universe was born with a BIG BANG, no wonder guns run in my blood.
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rover12
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Re: Then & Now
Does'nt get much worse... or does it?
great stuff!
Rover12
great stuff!
Rover12
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Vikram
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eljefe
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Re: Then & Now
I missed out the dyspeptic calf look,as glorified by PG Wodehouse 
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."
"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."