Parking tickets

[mundaire]

This came to me via e-mail:

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

His lack of sensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo...'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue
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This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,*'Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence.'*

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health...

[nagarifle]

do we have something like that in India? i sure would like to fine a anti guner in the same way.

[msandhu]

That was a good one.. i thought it was serious story until i read the end of it
"Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,*'Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence.'*

Cheers
Mandeep

[dev]

Wicked very wicked but good.

Dev

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