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this takes the biscuits

Post by nagarifle » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:25 pm

hi just came across this in usa site worth a read: here is the sort and the tall of it.

Physicians vs. Gun Owners
December 13, 2008

The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Now think about this:

Gun Owners

The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.

The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, “Guns don’t kill people, doctors do”

Fact: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
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Re: this takes the biscuits

Post by jonahpach » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:36 am

Hyuk Hyuk..

Just the stuff we need to fight back against the 'Anti's'

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Re: this takes the biscuits

Post by sharan_kan » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:23 pm

jonahpach";p="63400 wrote:Hyuk Hyuk..

Just the stuff we need to fight back against the 'Anti's'

Jonah

Yup, rightly said....

Cheers..
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Post by jayanta mukherjee » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:25 pm

Good One there...........
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Re: this takes the biscuits

Post by Lenny » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:32 pm

Nice one Naga :lol: :lol:
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Post by shooter » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:57 am

not funny
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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Post by Vikram » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:29 am

shooter";p="65242 wrote:not funny

What Shooter is saying is he is not one of those doctors. :lol: :lol:
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Re: this takes the biscuits

Post by Prabhath » Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:00 am

Great one there. We will all have to wait and see how the doctors on the forum react........
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