The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking....
I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way.
The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Briha