A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion."
And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: "Oh Lord," he prayed, "I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive."
Encountering a bear
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Encountering a bear
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if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
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Re: Encountering a bear
Now imagine the confession that took place the following week....
Lion: Oh Father I've sinned & I beg forgiveness.....
Priest: What did you do my child?
Lion: The drought had denuded the forest & all my food had disappeared....I had no option but to turn into a "Man Eater" to satiate my hunger to survive...
Priest: Don't despair my child, you were but an instrument in God's hands, that answered my prayer.....
Lion: What was your prayer Father?
Priest: Oh God, take Father Thomas unto thy heaven & let me become the new head of the parish.....
Lion: How provident.....God's ways of answering prayers are indeed mysterious
Priest: AMEN
Briha
Lion: Oh Father I've sinned & I beg forgiveness.....
Priest: What did you do my child?
Lion: The drought had denuded the forest & all my food had disappeared....I had no option but to turn into a "Man Eater" to satiate my hunger to survive...
Priest: Don't despair my child, you were but an instrument in God's hands, that answered my prayer.....
Lion: What was your prayer Father?
Priest: Oh God, take Father Thomas unto thy heaven & let me become the new head of the parish.....
Lion: How provident.....God's ways of answering prayers are indeed mysterious
Priest: AMEN
Briha
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