Cabbie with a Sense of Humor!!!!

[brihacharan]

> Now with the inspiring news of India's Mars Mission achieving success, the talk now is about the cost of Rs.900 crore spent on it.
> On hearing this a highly inebriated man who walked out of a bar, asked a Cabbie...
Will you take to Mars?
Cabbie said yes, but it'll cost you Rs.900 crore
Man said, I'll pay you only 450 crore
Cabbie replied no, its 900 crore take it or leave it
Man asked why?
Cabbie said "Who is going to pay the Return Fare"???
Briha