HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

[mehulkamdar]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work

boots.


2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a

copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.


3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.


4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Hey Bubba, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.


P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.