Approval depends on the way we ask..

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Approval depends on the way we ask..

Post by StampMaster » Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:13 pm

Jack and Max are walking for pray in church.

Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”

The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke?”

To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”

Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it.
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Re: Approval depends on the way we ask..

Post by brihacharan » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:20 pm

StampMaster wrote: Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it.


> Yes!It also depends on the way YOU PUT IT when you want to deny something - Like.....

> On a full moon night seated in a park bench are two young lovers....The mood is romantic, with a cool breeze blowing wafting a heady aroma of roses...
> At a critical moment the girl coos into the boy's ear....
Girl: Darling 'how about a diamond neclace'?
Boy: Taken aback momentarily - clears his throat & says.....
"Darling the precarious circumstances perclude me from imploring upon you such a gift of extravagence"
Girl: Darling - "I don't get it"....
Boy: "PRECISELY" ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Approval depends on the way we ask..

Post by thunderbird1 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:24 pm

Thanks for the example Brihaji! Extremely valuable for a married man....

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