Text Messaging at its BEST!!!

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Text Messaging at its BEST!!!

Post by brihacharan » Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:25 am

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their Cell Phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee & decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
"I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet… “PLEASE ADVISE" ROTFL

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Re: Text Messaging at its BEST!!!

Post by essdee1972 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:37 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sounds like missus & me!!
Cheers!

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Re: Text Messaging at its BEST!!!

Post by deep27 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:33 pm

Good one Brihaji...
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