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brihacharan
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by brihacharan » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:50 pm
FUNNY SIGNS
On a Garbage Truck
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Plumber's truck
We repair what your husband fixed
On another Plumber's truck
Don't sleep with a drip - Call your plumber
On a Church's Bill board
7 days without God makes one Weak
On an Electrician's truck
Let us remove your shorts
On a Taxidermist's window
We really know our stuff
On a Fence
Salesmen welcome - Dog food is expensive
In a Restaurant window
Don't stand there & be hungry; come in and get fed up
In the front yard of a Funeral Home
Drive carefully - We'll wait
Front of an auto Radiator Shop
Best place in town to take a leak
On another Garbage Truck
This Truck is full of Political Promises
Briha
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TC
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by TC » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:16 pm
On a Fence
Salesmen welcome - Dog food is expensive
That should be effective
Thanks Brihaji
TC
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essdee1972
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by essdee1972 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:58 am
by TC » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:16 pm
On a Fence
Salesmen welcome - Dog food is expensive
That should be effective
Thanks Brihaji
TC
Thanks, Brihaji! Now I know what to put on my front door!
Cheers!
EssDee
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In a polity, each citizen is to possess his own arms, which are not supplied or owned by the state. — Aristotle
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Mark
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by Mark » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:42 pm
On a Fence
Salesmen welcome - Dog food is expensive
That reminds me of this cartoon from Gary Larson, who had a comic strip called "The Far Side":
If you have never had the pleasure of reading any of the "Far Side" books, see if your local library can get some of them as they can be pretty darn funny.
He had a series titled "Trouble Brewing":
This one makes me laugh every time:
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947
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bennedose
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by bennedose » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:18 pm
On a shop selling beer somewhere in India
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essdee1972
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by essdee1972 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:30 pm
Mark, the mummy one was great!
Bennedose, poor bachha bhaloo!!
Cheers!
EssDee
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In a polity, each citizen is to possess his own arms, which are not supplied or owned by the state. — Aristotle
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. ― Bob Marley
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nagarifle
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by nagarifle » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:41 pm
on a sptic tanker, yesterdays dinner is tomorrows lunch.
Nagarifle
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
