POLITICS EXPLAINED IN SIMPLE TWO-COW TERMS

[brihacharan]

POLITICS EXPLAINED IN SIMPLE TWO-COW TERMS

•SOCIALISM
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

•COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

•FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

•BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

•CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

•CORPORATE
You have two cows. You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.

•DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

Briha

[inplainsight]

Hilarious!