Lazy students and professor

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amitgzb
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Lazy students and professor

Post by amitgzb » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:00 pm

Three lazy students from a southern university decides they need more time to study for their exam...so on the day of the exam, they covered themselves with dirt and engine oil and went to class five minutes before the exam is over. They explain to their professor that they missed the exam because they had been at their childhood friend's funeral and that their car had broken down on their way back. The professor sympathizes with them and gave them three extra days to study. On the third day they all came back to school, ready and prepared for their exams. The professor puts them in three angles of the class and give them their exam papers. On the papers were four questions:
1. What is the name of the person who died ? (50 points)

2. How old was he/she? (50 points)
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3. Where was the funeral held? (50 points)

4. What kind of car did you drove there? (150 points)

And at the bottom was a little note..
Answers must be the same to get credit..Good luck

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soumithra.177
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Re: Lazy students and professor

Post by soumithra.177 » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:38 pm

I know the result.
They got same scores a big ''0''

Bhargav
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Re: Lazy students and professor

Post by Bhargav » Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:09 am

Moral of the story : plan it as a team :)

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Re: Lazy students and professor

Post by princysharma1990 » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:36 pm

Good...very smart professor...
How students can forget that they are our masters...lolz.. :D

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