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women are impossible to please

Post by doctor » Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:48 pm

This one is hilarious:-A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.








PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.

The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed.

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited.

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Re: women are impossible to please

Post by Sakobav » Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:55 pm

Doc a this does capture some reality in NYC for instance ratio in some sense is reversed more women than men..and here in my fair city its quite common to see this attitude in both sexes hoping there is a better one around the corner...LOL

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Re: women are impossible to please

Post by Ravenn » Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:35 pm

doctor wrote: The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed.

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited.
ROTFL

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Re: women are impossible to please

Post by bishnoi29 » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:41 pm

ROTFL LOL nice one but don't let your better half to read this :D
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Re: women are impossible to please

Post by timmy » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:38 pm

My Wife thought it was quite amusing.
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Re: women are impossible to please

Post by Bhargav » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:54 am

Haha nice

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Re: women are impossible to please

Post by dr.jayakumar » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:51 am

So true,about both men and women.
good one.
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Re: women are impossible to please

Post by Tami86 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:20 pm

lol that's true :) But men are hard to please as well :cry:
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