LAWYERS' DILEMA!!!

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LAWYERS' DILEMA!!!

Post by brihacharan » Tue May 15, 2012 11:58 am

At a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me - You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked…
"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost fainted!

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said…

"IF EITHER OF YOU RASCALS ASKS HER IF SHE KNOWS ME, I'LL SEND YOU TO JAIL FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT”!!!! ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: LAWYERS' DILEMA!!!

Post by varunik » Tue May 15, 2012 2:15 pm

Hahahaha!!
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the
Eye of the tiger

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Re: LAWYERS' DILEMA!!!

Post by CKAY » Tue May 15, 2012 5:37 pm

Nice one Briha - There is an old saying that goes :

"Don't mess with old people. They didn't get that way by being stupid" .

JK

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Re: LAWYERS' DILEMA!!!

Post by rraju2805 » Tue May 15, 2012 7:18 pm

:D
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOMETIME
BUT YOU CAN"T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL TIME

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Re: LAWYERS' DILEMA!!!

Post by Bhargav » Tue May 15, 2012 8:13 pm

Very nice

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