A redneck family from the hills .......

[nagarifle]

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the
city and they were in a mall for the first time in
their lives. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I dunno. I
ain't never seen anything like that in my entire
life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular number above the walls
light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last
number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cha Momma

[varunik]

[shooter]

remember "yaarana"? (Big B and Amjad Khan)

[Priyan]

I find the "R" word racist.

[nagarifle]

I find the "R" word racist.

as for me i find humans racist
nano nano mork calling dork

[Priyan]

I also find the "Fair & Fugly" commercial racist
Good thing, an experienced chemist can extract the mercury out of it and use it to dissolve lead fouling in bore

[shooter]

Why do you say that?
Redneck has got nothing to do with red or even whites.
Throughout the south you get redneck merchandise and a lot of it is about pride for eg. Redneck rebel, redneck and proud. Even if we leave that aside it can't be racist as it doesn't point towards a race.

[aravindc82]

ROFL

[nagarifle]

redneck is refers to kind of thought/life one leads.

[Priyan]

Shooter paaji I was just joking, after all it's humor section. I'm familiar with the term redneck and I have some friends who is proud to be one. BTW I'm a redneck too (You should have seen the PC I'm currently using)

[rraju2805]

Hahahahaha , lolz ,:lol:
nice joke , nagaji

an experienced chemist can extract the mercury out of it and use it to dissolve lead fouling in bore

i think it is impossible . . . .
No chemist can do it , through i am a student of chemisty .

[Priyan]

rraju2805,
Nothing is impossible, I've heard of people extracting potassium nitrate from cigarette butts.

Also read nagarifle's signature.