A woman, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters that was hopping with music and loud conversation
Every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into a loud cheer
However, when the revelers saw the woman, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the woman!
So, the bartender showed the woman to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give her a loud round of applause.She went to the bartender, and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled woman.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out
NOW - HOW ABOUT THAT DRINK?"
HAPPY HOLI - May the festivity add colours to your life & bring loads of good health, happiness & prosperity
Cheers
Briha
Sigh! Sir - you make me really terrified of approaching a washroom now; I would rather take a LARGE Drink and hold my PEACE / PIECE... without ruffling any LEAVES.