Train Romance

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Train Romance

Post by TwoRivers » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:36 am

A lady and a gentleman, both married, though not to each other, were sharing a sleeper compartment. The gent took the upper bunk. After a while he leaned over the edge and said: "I am cold, would you mind getting me another blanket from the locker?' "Oh, not at all." answered the lady. "But I have a better idea. Why don't we pretend to be married to each other?" "Yeah, we can do that. That would take care of me being cold." answered the guy. "Good", answered the woman, "So get your own damn blanket." After a short pause the gent said "oh", turned over and farted.

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Re: Train Romance

Post by brihacharan » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:22 pm

Talking of Blankets...
> During a ferry crossing from Dover to Calais on a wintry night two young ladies requested the Captain for a blanket, where upon he shouted to the upper deck...
> Does any one up there have a Macintosh to keep two young ladies warm?
> Back came the response ... No, but there is a Macpherson who is willing to try ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
Briha :D

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