Rajinikanth vs Chuck Norris

[sudesh]

Rajinikanth vs Chuck Norris


Life in the movies would never be what it is without certain gems. Tales of their 'superstardom' and their wacky sense of humour precede or follow them.

For Hollywoodians, tales of he-man Chuck Norris (The Octagon and Good Guys Wear Black) still make them chuckle. But, of course, the biggest legend of them all... the man who can beat everyone hollow is Tamil superstar Rajinikanth. 'Rajinikanthism' is a religion and even
as his fan club is set to swell further from the 63,000-mark, we compile a few famous lines attributed to these great men.

RAJINI 'REALITIES'

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
There is no such thing as evolution; it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by its cover.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.

CHUCK NORRIS 'FACTS'

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see HIM, you may be only seconds away from death.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.



S........

[Vikram]

[shooter]

chuck norris went to play 'who wants to be a millionaire'. Computer had to ask for lifeline to question him.

rajnikant went to big brother/bigg boss. As soon as he entered the house there was an announcment "Bigg boss, come to the confession room, you are wanted by rajni"

[sa_ali]

rajnikant went to big brother/bigg boss. As soon as he entered the house there was an announcment "Bigg boss, come to the confession room, you are wanted by rajni"

[timmy]

Rajinikanth rocks; he could whup Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee together with one arm tied to the other leg.

They once threw Rajinikanth out over the ocean, but he didn't drown, because the tongues of his shoes lapped up all of the water.

Laka laka laka laka