Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden', thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
It is impossible to lick your Elbow.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common – They were all were INVENTED BY WOMEN.
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase… 'GOOD NIGHT - SLEEP TIGHT'.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your Pints and Quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'.
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the handle of their ceramic mugs. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. Thus we have the term 'WET YOUR WHISTLE'.
Cheers

Briha