Laugh and the world laughs with you

[brihacharan]

Hi Guys,
> Here's some more to tickle your funny bone!

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT Analysis and he wrote –
My STRENGTH is my wife.
My WEAKNESS is my neighbor's wife.
My OPPORTUNITY comes when my neighbor is away.
My THREAT comes when he finds out.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: BUT MUM, I WAS SITTING ON DADDY'S LAP.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - My pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

It’s funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "HANG HIMSELF" OR "SHOOT HIMSELF"

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and its sound intensity is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. NOW MAY I REQUEST THE LADIES TO KEEP QUIET SO THAT WE CAN HEAR THE NIAGARA FALLS!!!

Mathematical definition of - A girl friend?

• Addition of PROBLEMS
• Subtraction of MONEY
• Multiplication of ENEMIES
• Division of FRIENDS
Cheers - Have a Great Week-End
Briha

[ssmickey.32]

good ones

[rraju2805]

Mathematical definition of - A girl friend?

• Addition of PROBLEMS
• Subtraction of MONEY
• Multiplication of ENEMIES
• Division of FRIENDS
Cheers - Have a Great Week-End
Briha

[Pradyumna]

Weep & you weep alone.
He .. He .. He ..

[Katana]

Briha,

Sometimes I get the feeling that you haven't really grown up!

[brihacharan]

Briha,

Sometimes I get the feeling that you haven't really grown up!

Hi Katana,

> I often consider it a blessing - from you I take it as a 'compliment'.
> All said & done it's not how old you are - but how young you feel.
> I still put in 5 day week - 10 to 6 as a communication consultant - the average age of my colleagues is 28!!! (My 10 year old grandson was asked by his teacher 'who is your best friend'? - His answer was "My Grandpa"!!!
> Life has taught me that 'there is no meaning to it' - 'Only a purpose' & its for us to decide what it is & work towards achieving it.
> I have several interests which keep my mind active & alive and have often felt in Osho's words = "The colors in me are so many - I cannot help but burst forth and bloom"!
> Here's one for the road...
# Two Italians were travelling by a city bus and one of them was telling the other .... Emma come first, then I come, then two asses come, I come again, then two more asses, I come again and then Pee twice and I come again.
# The lady sitting next to them was horrified & told them You Italians are disgusting, vulgar, crude, filthy and cant think of anything but sex.
# The Italian turned and spoke 'What's your problem Lady'? I was just telling my friend from Scicily how to spell "MISSISSIPPI"!!!!
Cheers
Briha

[prashantsingh]

We love ALL your posts SIR.
Be it in the humour section or elsewhere.
Keep the good work going.
Regards.
prashantsingh